{"id":29258,"date":"2013-07-25T16:49:59","date_gmt":"2013-07-25T16:49:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alternativejonestown.com\/?page_id=29258"},"modified":"2020-05-06T15:17:40","modified_gmt":"2020-05-06T22:17:40","slug":"blundon1","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jonestown.sdsu.edu\/?page_id=29258","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Drink the Kool-aid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=MsoNormal2>           Beatrice told me not to drink Kool-aid. <br \/>She said it&rsquo;s made of spinach.<br \/> Shirelle told me it&rsquo;s made of broccoli.<br \/> Calvin told me it has lima beans in it.<\/p>\n<p>Julius Lee told me Kool-aid has snakes in it.<br \/>           John told me it has bugs in it.<br \/>         Odell told me it has snails in it.<\/p>\n<p>Yolanda told me Kool-aid would give me the chicken pox.<br \/>           Joyce told me it would give me cooties.<br \/>           Stephan told me it would give me the silly willies.<\/p>\n<p>Kool-aid never gave me the chicken pox<br \/>           Or cooties<br \/>           Or the silly willies.<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;ve never seen snakes in my Kool-aid<br \/>           Or bugs<br \/>           Or snails.<\/p>\n<p>I don&rsquo;t think Kool-aid is made of spinach<br \/>           Or broccoli<br \/>           Or lima beans.<\/p>\n<p>It looks okay to me<br \/>           So why can&rsquo;t I drink it?<\/p>\n<p>(They probably want it all for themselves)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beatrice told me not to drink Kool-aid. She said it&rsquo;s made of spinach. Shirelle told me it&rsquo;s made of broccoli. Calvin told me it has lima beans in it. Julius Lee told me Kool-aid has snakes in it. John told me it has bugs in it. Odell told me it has snails in it. Yolanda [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"parent":29257,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-29258","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonestown.sdsu.edu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/29258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonestown.sdsu.edu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonestown.sdsu.edu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonestown.sdsu.edu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonestown.sdsu.edu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29258"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/jonestown.sdsu.edu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/29258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97822,"href":"https:\/\/jonestown.sdsu.edu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/29258\/revisions\/97822"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonestown.sdsu.edu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/29257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonestown.sdsu.edu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}